Where does he learn such things?
Was sitting on the toilet this morning, chatting away to Sam. (Question for parents: when will I regain privacy in the bathroom?)
‘We need to do a bit of hoovering this morning Sam, but after that we’re going to…’
Sam cuts in: ‘Squeeze it out Mummy.’
‘go into town and meet…………Hang on…did you just say ‘Squeeze it out’?!’
His grinning reply: ‘Sam like big poo poo!’